*falls through the ceiling and comes crashing to the ground*

SECRET LIFER DESIGNS BUT THEY ALL HAVE PERSONALIZED LIKE, BOOK HOLSTERS FOR THEIR TASKS THAT THEY GET EACH SESSION

*falls through the ceiling and comes crashing to the ground*

SECRET LIFER DESIGNS BUT THEY ALL HAVE PERSONALIZED LIKE, BOOK HOLSTERS FOR THEIR TASKS THAT THEY GET EACH SESSION

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

He's right.

WE DOIN' CRIMINAL DEEDS AND EVIL ACTS

⚠️ONLY⚠️

english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

#the narrative allowing them to (via @ltleflrt)

you have fundamentally misunderstood the character by only taking from irony-poisoned jokes and memes. I have fundamentally misunderstood the character by half-remembering their yuri doujins as canon. we are not the same.

you have fundamentally misunderstood the character by only taking from irony-poisoned jokes and memes. I have fundamentally misunderstood the character by half-remembering their yuri doujins as canon. we are not the same.

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

• Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the "Well Rested" status effect.

• Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the "Well Rested" status effect.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

CAPTIONS ARE NOT ACCESSIBLE OF YOU REMOVE OR CENSOR WORDS YOUTUBE, STOP CENSORING SWEAR WORDS THIS IS NOT A COMPREHENSIBLE CAPTION

CAPTIONS ARE NOT ACCESSIBLE OF YOU REMOVE OR CENSOR WORDS YOUTUBE, STOP CENSORING SWEAR WORDS THIS IS NOT A COMPREHENSIBLE CAPTION

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me